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Two dealers are waiting around for someone to walk up and try their luck at their craps table. A gorgeous girl comes in and wants to bet fifty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. The dealers concur.
She says, "I hope you guys don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm half naked." With that she strips naked from the waist down, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Mamma needs a new pair of pants!" She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers.

"YES! I WIN! I WIN!" Then she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves.

The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?" The other answers, "I don't know. I thought YOU were watching the dice!

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