At the Golden Palace casino buffet, a woman suddenly calls out, "My
son's choking! He swallowed a nickel! Help him! Please, Help!"
A man from a nearby table stands up and announces that he is quite experienced
at this sort of thing. He steps over with almost no look of concern at
all, wrapshis hands around the boy's gonads, and squeezes. Out pops the
nickel. The man then goes back to his table as though nothing had happened.
"Thank you very much ! Thank you!" the motherr cries. "Are
you a doctor or paramedic?"