Three good friends decide to take their wives on vacation for a week
in Las Vegas. The week flies by and they all have a great time. Upon returning
home the men go back to work, and they sit around at break time and discussing
their Vegas vacation.
The first friend says "I don't think we'll ever do that again. Ever
since we got back, my wife flings her arms and yells, "7 come 11"
all night and I haven't been able to get any sleep!"
The second friend chimes in "I hear ye...my wife played blackjack
while we were there and now she slaps the bed all night and yells "hit
me light or hit me hard", and I haven't gotten any sleep either."
The third friend says "You guys think you've got it bad? My wife
played the slots the while we were there and I wake up each morning with
a sore p*n*s and an a$$ full of quarters."
