The Faithful Gamblers
A Catholic priest, a rabbi, and a minister, are playing poker when the
cops raid the game. Questioning the priest, the police officer asks: "Father
Hunter, were you gambling?" Turning his eyes to heaven, the priest
whispers, "Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do." To the
policeman, he then says, "No, officer, I was not gambling."
The officer then asks the minister: "Pastor Williams, were you gambling?"
Again, after an appeal to heaven, the minister replies, "No, officer,
I was not gambling." Turning to the rabbi, the policeman again asks:
"Rabbi Libman, were you gambling?" Shrugging his shoulders,
the rabbi replies: "With whom?"
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